Wednesday, December 13, 2023 | 9:05 am
Good morning! Please remove the barrier so I may enter. It is me — I am a regular, not one of the some-time clients. My parking space is on the street level, you must be new here. Where is the manager? Call him. He knows me well as I bring treats and Starbucks to the regular team (not you, as you are new).
Go ahead, call and check, I will wait. What? You parked a car in my space? Oh hon, I will wait while you move it or I will simply double park until you can work it out because now you are causing me to be late for a meeting. In the future, consult the regular parking roster and NEVER PARK ANYONE IN MY SPACE! Here are my keys; see you this evening!