Parking Antics

Monday, November 8, 2021 | 3:43 pm

Attempts to discourage me from parking in my chosen garage will all fail. For three in-office work days, I will bring a garden wagon to park in front and a bicycle to park in the back; eliminating any chance of the attendants to utilize the spaces and collect fees. My two items will attach to my vehicle once I exit.

I have tried repeatedly to work with you people, but you all are too obtuse. So, I must implement my staying power.

And no, please do not request keys to my attachments as any other operator will cause them to explode on contact.