Monday, November 11, 2021 | 12:24 pm
Instructions for all new hires:
Do not come with your own agenda — you will not last long and your credibility will tank.
You may only ask for a bathroom break twice — one in the AM and one prior to leaving for the day.
Do not, I repeat, do not post any messages on your door that you cannot spell or adhere to.
On week one and two, you must complete your employee worthiness be adhering to the instructions above. Failure to comply will exclude you from the cookout.
DO NOT BE MESSY.